Oh hey. I’m roadtripping to Sydney right now and through the magic of time delay it looks like I’m blogging when I’m most likely in a car bored shitless. Just thought you’d all like to know.
That’s supposed the power of social media, right? Getting people together? By golly it worked for men look for gay sex thanks to the likes of Grindr, maybe using Tumblr will get me some new sex partners acquaintances.
I was listening to a podcast by NPR about how Facebook ads say a lot about how the internet categorises you as a person. I wondered what the ads on my Facebook said about me, so I had a look and these are what I saw:
So apparently I’m a small business owning female body builder whose interests include international relations, light shows and refurnishing my house. Oh, also, I like Star Wars.
Yep, pretty me down to a tee.
My parents framed the first toilet seat I ever did a poop on. I know, it was weird, but they were proud of me. Today my dad threw away the thing by accident, however. Now it’s just potty that I used to know.
I bought this high class handbag from France. Man, I’d go everywhere with that thing, all the bitches got jealous of it. Today though some ass hat decided to steal it. Now it’s some Gucci that I used to know.
I was watching porn just before, and this lady with a fantastic ass was totally doing me in. Her butt was something to behold, let me tell you. But then my internet fucked up and I can’t find that video again. Now it’s just some booty that I used to know.
I had to throw away my favourite hoody today. It was a sad event. It was really super stylish and stuff. Now it’s just some hoody that I used to know.
Wondering if it’s time to give him “the talk”.
People who like a dumb sport also enjoy dumb jokes from a dumb show.
It’s idiocy^3
(Source: punkhippy)
Alrighty, if your not Australian you might not understand this but…
STATE OF ORIGIN NIGHT!!!
GO QUEENSLAND :)
Whoop Whoop!
Alrighty, if you’re not a moron you might not understand this but…
FOOTBALL IS A WASTE OF TIME!!!
GO AWAY :)
Do you reckon my Ancient History teacher would be totally cool with me if I said to her that I couldn’t do my homework because STATE OF ORIGIN
because she should be cool with it otherwise she’s not a real queenslander
if she gets up me THAT IS NOT THE QUEENSLAND WAY
Ye man, the Queensland way is all about shirking responsibility due to lack of foresight and self control. Might as well watch that stupid fucking game like everyone else in the state because QUEENSLANDUUUUUUUR.
Why are you coming to Sydney?
I have to get my visa cleared with a US. consulate, and seeing as they refuse to live in Brisbane (can you blame them really?) I have to go to the one in Sydney.
Douchebags need not apply.
Man I hope Victoria wins.
People who have their mums as friends on facebook are not to be trusted.